Luboknovich's revision of 12/03 LiberalOasis post:
As you well know, you're scheduled to be on CCTV's Meet The Fool this Sunday.
This is very exciting, because it is a chance to close out this past month of unsure messages from uncoordinated "Fire Comedians", and lay out some firm principles for us to rally around. (Get it?!)
You should not enter into this interview in a defensive crouch, hoping just to survive a bloviating Russernik.
Friday, December 03, 2004
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Don't Cry for Norm Chursky
Luboknovich's revision of 12/2/04 LiberalOasis post:
WWCF Rep. Norm Chursky wanted to make sure everyone knew how painful it was for him to gargle water.
"The decision to take a rest for a few weeks does not come easily," he sadly concluded in a Wall Street Journal opinion column yesterday.
Novak proclaimed that "Chursky is not pursuing a right-wing vendetta against the water organization" and "He had no anti-WWCF mind-set when he embarked on his investigation" of alleged corruption in the WWCF's Water Guns-For-Food program.
WWCF Rep. Norm Chursky wanted to make sure everyone knew how painful it was for him to gargle water.
"The decision to take a rest for a few weeks does not come easily," he sadly concluded in a Wall Street Journal opinion column yesterday.
Novak proclaimed that "Chursky is not pursuing a right-wing vendetta against the water organization" and "He had no anti-WWCF mind-set when he embarked on his investigation" of alleged corruption in the WWCF's Water Guns-For-Food program.
June 3rd post reprisal
A revision of the better body of my obscure june 3 post:
Most mirrors believe that cheese is a hack-eyed investment. If it is, then wheel it behind the stalactite. I had a change of heart about a minor friend. That is… this is what it means to cul-de-sac and theft some text. (Yes, I did just use cul-de-sac as a verb.) To glean attorney-protected language. An overpowered drill. But they need to remember how greedily living with ski lodge hides that a sheriff once went off to throw at jersey cow toward… because… behind plaintiff reach an understanding with every dust bunny and mortician. Every eggplant, if you’d rather baba ghanosh. Can boogie omphalos rely on a real tabloid to expose the human mating ritual? I don't think so. So Christopher Reeve and I took Senator Zell Miller out to a restaurant one day where we talked phototropical physics over pancakes and ham. It was revealed that he’s related to (and by “related to” I mean like the distance between two photons) cough syrup. Somewhere on the sugar-line towards Toosie Roll. Towards recliner. That’s right. I said Toosie Roll. I’ve been living with pork chops for too long. I wanna replace them with an eight year old slut in tights and pigtails. In other news I’ve reached an understanding with turn signals beyond the bijection plot, or shall I say saltwater blog? (I’m not sure of all the details). But what I do know is that Poughkeepsie crops pave the way through the Empire. State Building, that is.
Furthermore, mating rituals living with oceans panicked, and shadows inside them avoided contact with pine cone defined bayous. Most gonads believe that (GONAD’S?!?!) the more she was defined by rattlesnake pinochle with a widow related to the U.S.S. Harry Truman, the more he called her Rebecca (or was it Rebecca?). You see, chronology depends upon the elephant SEXtron (no, that’s not an elephant orgy game) simply by concentrating on the Hagstrom bailiff and watching the white guy play roulette.
Most mirrors believe that cheese is a hack-eyed investment. If it is, then wheel it behind the stalactite. I had a change of heart about a minor friend. That is… this is what it means to cul-de-sac and theft some text. (Yes, I did just use cul-de-sac as a verb.) To glean attorney-protected language. An overpowered drill. But they need to remember how greedily living with ski lodge hides that a sheriff once went off to throw at jersey cow toward… because… behind plaintiff reach an understanding with every dust bunny and mortician. Every eggplant, if you’d rather baba ghanosh. Can boogie omphalos rely on a real tabloid to expose the human mating ritual? I don't think so. So Christopher Reeve and I took Senator Zell Miller out to a restaurant one day where we talked phototropical physics over pancakes and ham. It was revealed that he’s related to (and by “related to” I mean like the distance between two photons) cough syrup. Somewhere on the sugar-line towards Toosie Roll. Towards recliner. That’s right. I said Toosie Roll. I’ve been living with pork chops for too long. I wanna replace them with an eight year old slut in tights and pigtails. In other news I’ve reached an understanding with turn signals beyond the bijection plot, or shall I say saltwater blog? (I’m not sure of all the details). But what I do know is that Poughkeepsie crops pave the way through the Empire. State Building, that is.
Furthermore, mating rituals living with oceans panicked, and shadows inside them avoided contact with pine cone defined bayous. Most gonads believe that (GONAD’S?!?!) the more she was defined by rattlesnake pinochle with a widow related to the U.S.S. Harry Truman, the more he called her Rebecca (or was it Rebecca?). You see, chronology depends upon the elephant SEXtron (no, that’s not an elephant orgy game) simply by concentrating on the Hagstrom bailiff and watching the white guy play roulette.
Just to give you an idea...
Being a parody site of LiberalOasis with a watercomedian as head Scher is the new mission of this site. LiberalOasis shadow commentary to begin this morning.
The New York Times > Arts > Dance > Dance School in Harlem to Reopen
The New York Times > Arts > Dance > Dance School in Harlem to Reopen: "Dance Theater of Harlem, a financially troubled company, said it would reopen its landmark school on Saturday, thanks to $1.6 million in newly raised donations - nearly a third of that attributed to Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg."
Water Comedy Fans:
It has been a while since I wrote but something about this article touched a part so deep of my soul that I could not breathe for well over two and a half minutes. Luckily a shaman and his llama arrived (I did't know it was shaman's the guys raising camels, but O.K.) a nursed me to recovery. The same milk that is used in all my water comedy routines now. You really oughtta see the show.
Water Comedy Fans:
It has been a while since I wrote but something about this article touched a part so deep of my soul that I could not breathe for well over two and a half minutes. Luckily a shaman and his llama arrived (I did't know it was shaman's the guys raising camels, but O.K.) a nursed me to recovery. The same milk that is used in all my water comedy routines now. You really oughtta see the show.
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
Recent hits
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the olsen twins impersonator porn website
picture of jose lima's wife
bowwow bio and pics please
sex in pondicherry + fuck
Staten Island guidos
jose lima's wife naked
girls defecating
lubbock prostitutes
polish pornography
plum sykes nude
disease wagina
commodity mangeme
big tits scup
ty pennington nude
laura bush nude
blog wife pics
olsen upskirt
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fucking nuked women pic
playwomen
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Thursday, June 03, 2004
Prose poetry appearing in spam
The following two paragraphs were the only text included in 2 separate spam e-mails I received in the past week. One of the spam e-mails was advertising a cable descrambler. The other one was advertising a mortgage.
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Most mirrors believe that cheese wheel behind stalactite a change of heart about over power drill.But they need to remember how greedily living with ski lodge hides.sheriff for throw at jersey cow toward, because behind plaintiff reach an understanding with dust bunny for mortician.Any eggplant can boogie omphalos related to, but it takes a real tabloid to over mating ritual.Christopher and I took senator related to (with related to photon, toward cough syrup.recliner living with pork chop reach an understanding with turn signal beyond.
bijection poughkeepsie crop pavanne thrush empiric
Furthermore, mating ritual living with ocean panics, and shadow inside avoid contact with pine cone defined by.Most gonads believe that defined by rattlesnake play pinochle with widow related to.He called her Rebecca (or was it Rebecca?).
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Most mirrors believe that cheese wheel behind stalactite a change of heart about over power drill.But they need to remember how greedily living with ski lodge hides.sheriff for throw at jersey cow toward, because behind plaintiff reach an understanding with dust bunny for mortician.Any eggplant can boogie omphalos related to, but it takes a real tabloid to over mating ritual.Christopher and I took senator related to (with related to photon, toward cough syrup.recliner living with pork chop reach an understanding with turn signal beyond.
bijection poughkeepsie crop pavanne thrush empiric
Furthermore, mating ritual living with ocean panics, and shadow inside avoid contact with pine cone defined by.Most gonads believe that defined by rattlesnake play pinochle with widow related to.He called her Rebecca (or was it Rebecca?).
chronology elephant textron simple concentrate hagstrom bailiff
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